A lady jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on her back. When she's falling, she realized her chute is broken. She know little relating to the parachutes, but as she rapidly near the earth, she realized she had no other choice; she takes off the parachute and tried to fix it herself on the way down. The wind is ripping past her face, she's dropping very fast and at 7000 feet, another man went shooting up past she. In desperation, the man with the chute looks up and yells, Hey do you know anything about parachutes?!
The man flying up looked down and yelled, No, do you know anything about gas stoves?!
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