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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Coincidence-funny jokes

A chicken farmer goes into a local tavern, takes a seat at the bar next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turns to her and says, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I´m celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I´m also celebrating," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. They clink glasses and he asks, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I´m pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I´m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they´re finally fertile." "That´s great," says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replies. "What a coincidence," she said.
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