Ducks in Heaven-funny jokes

Three friends die in a car crash and go to heaven. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter tells them that they can stay in heaven as long as they don't step on a duck. If they do, says St. Peter, then the duck will quack loudly and will make a lot of noise. So the men agree, thinking, How hard could it be to avoid a duck? As soon as St. Peter lets them in, they see ducks everywhere. The first man, Jim, immediately steps on a duck. The duck makes a lot of noise, and as punishment, God comes and chains him to an annoying idiot who never stops talking. The second guy, Steve, steps on a duck a little bit later, and his punishment are being chained to an ugly old woman. The third guy, Bob, is very careful and manages not step on a duck. Finally God comes up to him and chains a beautiful woman to him. Wow, says Bob, what did I do to deserve this? Says God, You didn't do anything, and she stepped on a duck.