A woman was out shopping one day with her son. The boy spotted a man who was bowlegged. The boy pulled on Mom';s hand and said, "Momma, look at the bowlegged man."
Mom was mortified and told her son that it was not polite to point to a person and make that sort of comment. For punishment, the boy had to read a play by Shakespeare. He couldn';t go shopping again until he finished reading the play.
Finally he finished and his mom took him once again to the mall. Again he spied a bowlegged man, but remembered what happened the last time. So he pulled on his mother';s hand and said, "Lo, what manner of men are these, who wear their balls in parentheses?"
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