A panda walked into a restauraunt, ordered a sandwich and ate it. Then he pulled out a snipper,shot the waiter dead and started to leave. The manageer stopped him and said:"You didn';t pay for the food yet and you just killed my waiter!" The Panda answered:"I';m a panda, look it up!" The manager opened a dictionary and found the definition:
Panda, an Ancient anmimal of black and white color,EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES.
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