Its His Fault-funny jokes

Tom and Jack were brothers, but they often fight with each other.

Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden - and be good."

"Yes, Mummy." the two boys answered, and they went out.

They played in the garden for an hour, and then Tom ran into the kitchen, "Mum, " he said, "Jack's broken a window in Mrs. Allens' house."

"He's a bad boy," his mother said. "How did he break it?"

"I threw a stone at him," Tom answered,"and he quickly ducked.".