funny jokes

Monday, May 24, 2010

funny jokes

When several ladies got on a car, which all the seats were already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep. The conductor fears he might miss his stop, she nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
   "I was not asleep," the man answered.
   "Not asleep? But I noticed you had your eyes closed."
   "Yeah. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

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