funny jokes-planes will stay in the sky

When a 747 was halfway across the Pacific Ocean, the captain got on the speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines for it has met some problem, but pls donot worry for we can certainly reach New York with the three engines we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."

Shortly, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "here is another bad news, We just lost the other three engines, but you are to be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in New York three hours late."
At this point, one of the passenger became furious. "For God's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
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