David and his wife who has been pregnant for several months live on a farm in a rural area in the south of America.One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. But suddenly the farm met the power failure.
The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?
" "Hold the lantern, David . Here the baby comes!" the doctor holds it up for the proud father to see.
"Mike, you're the proud father of a fine boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, David" Soon the doctor delivers the next child. "David. Another beautiful daughter. You got twins."
"Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor says, "Hold the lantern, David Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor holds up the baby for David's inspection.
"Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"
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