funny jokes -I also get an excellence

A mother was reading the school report. It just had been handed to her by her son. Her brow was wrathful when she read it,
"Chinese bad; English, poor; mathematics, fair;" and she gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad.
"Well, Mom." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but I also has an excellent?" And he pointed to the next line and read, "health, excellent."
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