first fly-funny jokes

Mr. David had never been up in an phane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when one of his friends offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. David was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. David boarded the plane.

His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. David had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
After a minute or two he opened his eyes again, looked out through the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."
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