A becautiful lady walks up to a little old lady rocking in a chair on her porch.
"I couldn't help thinking how happy you look," she says. "Can you tell me what makes you a long, happy life?"
"I smoke four packs a day, drink a case of whiskey half a week, fatty foods is also my favorite and never, ever exercise."
"Wow, that's amazing," says the lady. "Could you tell me how old are you?"
"Twenty-one."
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